Our intrepid political analysts at The Propagandist waded through reams of WikiLeaks documents and were rewarded with a treasure trove of Taliban documents. The headlines of the internal records alone portray a weakened and demoralized jihadi movement that is struggling just to retain the hearts and minds of its own operatives:

• Bin Laden Requested Jewish Doctor for Kidney Transplant, Thinks Klezmer Music “OK Sometimes”
• Worldwide Caliphate “Probably Unobtainable In Our Lifetime”
• Military Personnel Sometimes Accidentally Killed During Anti-Heretic Operations
• Links Revealed Between Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Janjaweed, Salafist Front, Hamas, Hezbollah, Al-Shabab, Muslim Brotherhood, Chechen Guerillas, Abu Sayyaf, Lindsay Lohan
• Pakistani Secret Service Completely Useless; Cannot Even Be Trusted By A Trusting Machine On Trusting Tuesday
• Anti-Jihad Forces “Totally Have Nuclear Bombs
• Due To “Fatigue”, Some Prisoners of War Unbeheaded For Weeks
• During Day-Long Kandahar Battle, Operative Prayed To Allah Only 4.25 Times
• Suicide Bombers Were Never Debriefed
• Three Kandahar Girls Taught To Count To Twenty, Still Unblinded
• Holy Crap, Our Jihad’s Been Comprehensively Defeated In Iraq And George Clooney Didn’t Even Notice
• Obama Clearly Zoroastrian
• Some Mosques Not Used For Explosives Storage
• “Thousand Of War Crimes”
• Naomi Klein and George Galloway Appear In Public Unveiled, Drive Cars Without Male Relatives Present, Wear Decadent Frilly Underwear Like Whores
• Martyrdom Reward Quietly Downgraded To 68 Virgins And One Ambiguous Syrian
• Mohammed: “Depict The Crap Out Of Me.” Allah: “Yeah, Boy! It Don’t Matter!”

Lyle Neff is a contributing writer and political satirist for The Propagandist.

The easy, knee-jerk reaction to the WikiLeaks release of classified documents relating to the Afghanistan war is to label the Australian founder of whistleblowing website a traitor and haul him and his nerdy collaborators in front of a military tribunal.

Certainly, Julian Assange didn't seem to have much love for his Taliban-fighting nation or its allies when he said “I’d like to see this material taken seriously and investigated, and new policies, if not prosecutions, result from it." One has to guess he's not referring to prosecutions against the jihadis who are ultimately responsible for the carnage in Afghanistan. And his protests that no documents were released that could impact on operational security ring hollow -- what makes Assange and his crew experts on the nuances of war-fighting? They're computer geeks, not West Point-trained officers.

But as much as the leaks may do significant damage to our own side, it is nice to see the boneheads in the Pakistani ISI raked over the coals for their own more overt traitorous acts against their erstwhile Western allies:

The documents also say that Islamabad is organizing plans to murder Afghan leaders.

The reports mention ISI's efforts to "control suicide bombers" that suddenly emerged in 2006 in Afghanistan. The reports insist that Pakistan had allowed the ISI to directly meet the Taliban, and that members of the organization took part in Taliban meetings to plan Taliban activities and arrange plots to kill Afghan leaders.

According to the documents, Pakistan's support of the Taliban has given the group access to anti-aircraft rockets that could enable the group to even target NATO planes, something which is an issue of concern for Afghan and NATO officials.

Iran also gets bashed for its own dastardly imperialist involvement beyond its borders:

A series of military intelligence logs, mainly from 2005 and 2006, report that Tehran offered insurgency commanders financial bounties for each soldier killed in Afghanistan. Iranian intelligence officials are also accused of supplying cash and vehicles for car bombs.

The claims are based on reports from local Afghan intelligence agents and highlight the background to American claims that Iran is waging a covert proxy war against Nato forces in Afghanistan.

Jonathon Narvey is the Editor of The Propagandist