Our intrepid political analysts at The Propagandist waded through reams of WikiLeaks documents and were rewarded with a treasure trove of Taliban documents. The headlines of the internal records alone portray a weakened and demoralized jihadi movement that is struggling just to retain the hearts and minds of its own operatives:

• Bin Laden Requested Jewish Doctor for Kidney Transplant, Thinks Klezmer Music “OK Sometimes”
• Worldwide Caliphate “Probably Unobtainable In Our Lifetime”
• Military Personnel Sometimes Accidentally Killed During Anti-Heretic Operations
• Links Revealed Between Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Janjaweed, Salafist Front, Hamas, Hezbollah, Al-Shabab, Muslim Brotherhood, Chechen Guerillas, Abu Sayyaf, Lindsay Lohan
• Pakistani Secret Service Completely Useless; Cannot Even Be Trusted By A Trusting Machine On Trusting Tuesday
• Anti-Jihad Forces “Totally Have Nuclear Bombs
• Due To “Fatigue”, Some Prisoners of War Unbeheaded For Weeks
• During Day-Long Kandahar Battle, Operative Prayed To Allah Only 4.25 Times
• Suicide Bombers Were Never Debriefed
• Three Kandahar Girls Taught To Count To Twenty, Still Unblinded
• Holy Crap, Our Jihad’s Been Comprehensively Defeated In Iraq And George Clooney Didn’t Even Notice
• Obama Clearly Zoroastrian
• Some Mosques Not Used For Explosives Storage
• “Thousand Of War Crimes”
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