When you transform public institutions into bunkers of political correctness and faux diversity, you get a whole new kind of Orwellian dystopia... possibly even more nightmarish than the original. Read on if you dare.
Dear Brittania Preschool Sensitivity Administrators,
We were gratified by your newsletter's kind inclusion of Canadians among the identifiable groups whose exotic – but valid! Completely valid! -- holiday traditions are to be explained to the children this fall. Seeing "Canadian Thanksgiving" nestled in there with Rosh Hashanah, Ramadan and this Iroquois Harvest cannot help but give citizens that warm, unoffended feeling. That said, we have regrettably detected a certain element of non-progressivity in your programme.
Now, consider it understood that other levels of government have shockingly underfunded Brittania; and that therefore your staff of 17 only has a few child hours per week (CHPW) to inculcate all possible cultural understandings into the Callums and Kaylas of modern East End tykehood. Take that as read, friends. You have still shockingly – even offensively – failed to meet Ministry guidelines in this matter of diversity.
As you know or should know, under the "Numbers and Colours" provisions of the Infant Lifestyle Sensitivity Act, only qualified holiday-demonstrating staff at...More >>