North Korea's military is threatening to attack the South, in no uncertain terms.

“The special actions of our revolutionary armed forces will start soon to meet the reckless challenge of the group of traitors,” the North Korean military command’s “special operation action group” said in a statement carried by the North’s state-run Korean Central News Agency. “They will reduce all the rat-like groups and the bases for provocations to ashes in three or four minutes, in much shorter time, by unprecedented peculiar means and methods of our own style.”

OK, maybe some uncertain terms. That last line especially is horribly mangled. But them's still fightin' words.More >>