The Propagandist is on the warpath, as usual. Better wait until we've had at least our second cup of coffee before you come into the office, or it could get ugly.
Here's some of the latest propaganda from the front:
No Blood for Oil. Well, there probably isn't any. Numbers don't lie.
OBAMA. We've got your back, bro. You can count on us.
NETANYAHU. Really? That's great.
OBAMA. Totally. All options are on the table. Diplomacy, economic sanctions, you got it.
NETANYAHU. But, uh, if we have to go in to take out their nuclear program...
OBAMA. Dude, you worry too much. Whatever you need, diplomatic pressure, economic sanctions, strongly worded letters to the United Nations, preventing Iranians from exporting their oil, talking with out allies, freezing of Iranian assets, diplomatic pressure, economic sanctions, strongly worded...
NETANYAHU. Yes, but...
OBAMA. Bibi, relax. You know what the state motto of Hawaii is? "The Life of the Land is Perpetuated in Righteousness." Listen to the dulcet sound of the ukulele. Feel that island breeze. "The Life of the Land..."
NETANYAHU. This conversation has been very illuminating, Mr. President. Thank you.
Jonathon Narvey is the Editor of The Propagandist...More >>
