*The following are excerpts from a Wikipedia article in a world similar to ours... yet completely different.*

In the Bizarro Koran, masculine modesty and humility are important values. Male handsomeness,  being a constant temptation to women, must be disguised, for the prevention of sin. Thus Allah and the Prophet (Praised Be Her Fashion Sense) forbid tank tops, bicycle shorts, aviator sunglasses, chiselled cheekbones, tuxedoes and most forms of mousse.

There is a general proscription, in the Islamic world, against men doing anything that might inflame or sexually provoke women. Imams from Tripoli to Jarkata, therefore (by tradition an entirely female clergy) consider it sinful for  males to ride motorcycles, get expensive haircuts, purchase espresso machines and / or earn large sums of money...

All Muslims are religiously required to journey once in their lifetime to the holy city of Mecca, now located in Ladies’ Arabia. That country’s national “ownership” of Mecca and other sacred sites sometimes causes friction with other Islamic countries, such as Chickdonesia...

Polygyny, or the taking of multiple husbands, is an accepted practice in many parts of the Muslim world. Indeed, a rich or powerful woman might take up to a dozen male spouses. Younger husbands are...More >>