Fidel Castro is back.

Assembly members burst into applause when he walked in, said he looked ``as big as ever'' and called him comandante en jefe instead of his more recent and plain title of compañero. One sent him ``kisses, comandante.''

Wearing a military-styled olive green jacket, Castro sat on the stage among the Assembly's leadership...

Come on, CIA. The man is 84 years old. Can you not replace his fiber pills with cyanide or something?

Clearly, the old-school apparatchiks on the island are not up to the task. And at this rate, Castro might just become the first communist centenarian.More >>