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The latest cartoon in our series exploring creative depictions of the prophet Mohammed. This one's for all of The Propagandist's nerdy colleagues.

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The Propagandist unveils its new cartoon series by our resident satirist that is probably going to get us all beheaded someday. It's all in good fun and for a good cause, yes? Enjoy free speech, all due respect to the Prophet, peace be upon him and all that jazz.

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The latest installment of our series of satirical cartoons of a certain religious figure we have no intention of offending. He's dead, so I'm pretty sure he can't take offense. But one can never be too careful.

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Our intrepid political analysts at The Propagandist waded through reams of WikiLeaks documents and were rewarded with a treasure trove of Taliban documents. The headlines of the internal records alone portray a weakened and demoralized jihadi movement that is struggling just to retain the hearts and minds of its own operatives:

  • Bin Laden Requested Jewish Doctor for Kidney Transplant, Thinks Klezmer Music “OK Sometimes”
  • Worldwide Caliphate “Probably Unobtainable In Our Lifetime”
  • Military Personnel Sometimes Accidentally Killed During Anti-Heretic Operations
  • Links Revealed Between Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Janjaweed, Salafist Front, Hamas, Hezbollah, Al-Shabab, Muslim Brotherhood, Chechen Guerillas, Abu Sayyaf, Lindsay Lohan
  • Pakistani Secret Service Completely Useless; Cannot Even Be Trusted By A Trusting Machine On Trusting Tuesday
  • Anti-Jihad Forces “Totally Have Nuclear Bombs
  • Due To “Fatigue”, Some Prisoners of War Unbeheaded For Weeks
  • During Day-Long Kandahar Battle, Operative Prayed To Allah Only 4.25 Times
  • Suicide Bombers Were Never Debriefed
  • Three Kandahar Girls Taught To Count To Twenty, Still Unblinded
  • Holy Crap, Our Jihad’s Been Comprehensively Defeated In Iraq And George Clooney Didn’t Even Notice
  • Obama Clearly Zoroastrian
  • Some Mosques Not Used For Explosives Storage
  • “Thousand Of War Crimes”
  • ...More >>

American military medical personnel at Guantanamo Bay and human rights activists around the world are concerned over a growing list of rare and unheard of diseases afflicting the detainees. These include:

  • Iranian Erectile Dysfunction (IED)
  • Bin Laden’s Disease
  • Impacted Hamas
  • Cancer of the Beard
  • Taliban Itch
  • Hajj Interruptus
  • Beheading Elbow
  • Catamite-philia
  • Suicide Bombers’ Survival Guilt Disorder
  • Glandular Hezbollah
  • Al-Zarqawi’s Palsy
  • Niqab Burka Hijab (NBH)
  • ITLB (Inability To Land Plane
  • Mohammedan Depictophobia
  • Humane Immunity Virus
  • Shi’ite Allergy
  • Waziristanism
  • Salafist Fronting
  • Yemenfluenza

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The upwelling long-form census gusher is an instructive affair. The solemn army of Economicals, Anthro Department Chairs and Social Scient(ish)ists imploring us to just open up a little…? To better… inform policy?

Yeah, that should make your Spidey-sense tingle. By “inform policy,” the professional long-formeristes mean “pass new laws.” And “more regulations.” Sure, that's what they want. They’re almost all civil servants.

Maybe you’re cool with that. After all, the hundreds of thousands of laws and regulations we have now are all working pretty well, you might think. Well, there’s only one way to settle this, hotshot.

PROPAGANDIST POP QUIZ!

INSTRUCTIONS. Mark (T) for items that are really on the long-form Canuck census and (F) for outrageous made-up intrusions into the smallest crevices of your personal life.

Please provide your answers to these questions in the comments for this article.

(Warning: some quiz answers are in the link above.)

  1. Does your home have any loose or missing floor tiles, or any defective plumbing?
  2. Do you ever get the feeling you’re being cheated?
  3. Estimate the number of New Canadians (or “immigrants”) in your neighbourhood.
  4. Available Self-Identified Ethnic Category #46: Canadian. #51: None. #53: Mixed.
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When you transform public institutions into bunkers of political correctness and faux diversity, you get a whole new kind of Orwellian dystopia... possibly even more nightmarish than the original. Read on if you dare.

Dear Brittania Preschool Sensitivity Administrators,

We were gratified by your newsletter's kind inclusion of Canadians among the identifiable groups whose exotic – but valid! Completely valid! -- holiday traditions are to be explained to the children this fall. Seeing "Canadian Thanksgiving" nestled in there with Rosh Hashanah, Ramadan and this Iroquois Harvest cannot help but give citizens that warm, unoffended feeling. That said, we have regrettably detected a certain element of non-progressivity in your programme.

Now, consider it understood that other levels of government have shockingly underfunded Brittania; and that therefore your staff of 17 only has a few child hours per week (CHPW) to inculcate all possible cultural understandings into the Callums and Kaylas of modern East End tykehood. Take that as read, friends. You have still shockingly – even offensively – failed to meet Ministry guidelines in this matter of diversity.

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Her face says Mackenzie, but her toque says Guatemala. She’s got that angular, ill-put-together Scots look. The hat looks itchy. It is itchy. It was made by peasants.

At home she plays Radio One constantly, the volume set between “murmur” and “burble”. She has an under-sink compost bin. You’d think this would stink up a kitchen. It does.Oh man, I know this woman so well. Don’t you?

Behind every government counter you find her. She is an advocate or mediator. Shop steward or liasion officer. An intake, or outreach, worker. Wears that Cowichan sweater. Bitterly opposes the government: your modern civil servant. She works on issues around. A lifelong learner.

Name of Ariadne or Arwen, when it’s not Heather or Jen. She has a bookshelf full of gurus, unless she is Unitarian, in which case she has a bookshelf full of gurus. Sometimes she’s a he: Nadir, or Tyler. On your strata council anyway. Allergic to cigarette smoke.

She/ he studies sociology. Is concerned about pesticides, high-voltage overhead lines, and cellular radiation. She is not superstitious at all, though, nor secular: spiritual but not religious: buys her woven-reed yoga mats at the Unitarian bake sale, because Lululemon is corporate.

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