A failed suicide bomber who had attempted to explode himself at Hazrat Sakhi Sarwar Shrine in Pakistan, presumably in this attack in 2011, reportedly woke up in hospital, gazed upon a nurse, and thought he had been awarded as anticipated, with his posse of virgins in Paradise, according to a report in the Urdu language Pakistan newspaper Nawa-e-Waqt relayed here in English. Tough luck.