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Here's the latest propaganda to mobilize the masses, from our brave Allies on many fronts:

• Report: Al Qaeda group demands release of 2 well-known jihadists. Of course.
• Champagne is flowing at the Euro Parliament, but time may be running out. Who's betting on the survival of the Euro currency?
• Xi Jinping Outsources Meeting With Park Geun-Hye to His Food Taster. Interesting Asian diplomacy.
• What a surprise - Iran again denies IAEA access to Parchin. I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you!
• France’s Jewish Security Service Warns Mali Operation “Significantly Increases” Threat Facing Jews. Sign of the times.
• Facebook's "Accidental Mistake" and Free Speech in the Arab World. Facebook censors truth-talking journalist, lets terrorists incite with impunity.

Confusion to our enemies!