The Propagandist's Allies are in back-to-school mode, picking up notebooks, pens, Molotov cocktails, and everything else we need to start of the year right.

Here are the latest dispatches from the front:

• Communist Bullies. The two words go together like chocolate and peanut butter.
• Supreme Leader Praises the Great Leader. I guess George W. was right about that Axis after all.
• Muslims in Saudi Arabia Call for Monitoring Mosques. Clearly, Saudi Arabia is Islamophobic. Wait... what?
• Planned national hotline hopes to help American girls facing a forced marriage. 3,000 known cases in two years.
• When misfortune hits a village. This will be much better than staying at our place... Now get inside that barbed wire, witch. You've cursed us all.
• Paul Ryan’s Convention speech in 3 words (Sally Kohn). Dazzling. Deceiving. Distracting.
• Barack Obama orders all chairs destroyed. No one will ever mistake him for a piece of furniture ever again.

Confusion to our enemies!