The glorious Taliban mujahideen valiantly behead 17 Afghans at a house party.

I blame the international community. If they weren't pouring blood and treasure into this place at such a brisk pace, the Taliban wouldn't have to undertake operations like this. They're just trying to rid Afghanistan's territory of foreign imperialist parasites.

No doubt, these 17 headless individuals were working for the CIA or Mossad.

Nah. Definitely Mossad.

See, it's all connected.

Jonathon Narvey is the Editor of The Propagandist