ALI MALLAH. "Dude! They're on to us! We can't just wave around a terrorist flag in broad daylight anymore."

HEZBOLLAH FAN. "But it's Al Quds day! How can we properly demonize the world's only Jewish state without celebrating the brave kidnappers and suicide bombers of Hezbollah?"

ALI MALLAH. "It's totally unfair. Canada's such a weird place. I wish we were in Iran right now."

INNOCENT BYSTANDER. "Me, too."