The Propagandist sprints towards the enemy like an Olympic runner, thrusting our javelin into the rotten heart of our foe. It's a true gold medal performance.

Without further ado, here are some of the best bits from The Propagandist magazine lately:

• Obama. AK-47s Belong with Soldiers, Not Criminals. Well, duh.
• Palestinians to IOC. Thanks for Supporting Our Nations's Greatest Contribution to the Olympics. Namely, the "Munich operation".
• The Soda Ban, Farm Subsidies and your Ass. A Big Fat Satire. Sodie pop is bad for you, didn't you know? Put it down or I'll shoot.
• Surfing with the Devil. A New Wave for Peace in the Middle East? Hanging 10 off the beaches of Gaza.

Confusion to our enemies!