The Propagandist's Allies must move forward not backward, upward, not forward, and always twirling twirling whirling towards freedom.

The latest dispatches from the front lines:

• Obama puts U.S. security at risk. Probably.
• UN polio vaccine doctor injured in Karachi attack. The courageous muhajadin claim another great victory, this time over a doctor that wanted to save poor children from a dreaded disease.
• Obama: Cyber attack serious threat to economy, national security. Ya think?
• How Sexualized Violence is Used as a Weapon of War. Libyan women don't have much to celebrate in the wake of the Arab Spring.
• Shots fired from Egypt at Israeli troops, none hurt. Acts of war.
• Mahmoud Abbas' connections to the Munich Olympics massacre. Yup. We know.
• Sen. Feinstein: ‘Bad Time’ to Press Gun Control... because it might actually pass while everyone's thinking about it?

Confusion to our enemies!