How Do Jihadists Fit Bombs Up Their Butts, Anyway?
July 12th, 2012
Lots and lots of anal sex. To prepare for his role as the first "Underwear Bomber", Islamist Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri was the willing "bottom" in a homosexual gang-bang for Allah.
Seriously.
Not only did the original "underwear bomber" Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri hide explosives in his rectum to assassinate Saudi Prince Muhammad bin Nayef—they met in 2009 after the 22-year-old Asiri "feigned repentance for his jihadi views"—but this "holy-warrior" apparently had fellow jihadists repeatedly sodomize him to "widen" his anus to fit the explosives—and all in accordance with the fatwas of Islamic clerics.
I... don't know what else to say.






