Islamists In Egypt Want Right to Screw Their Dead Wives
Newly-empowered Islamist lawmakers in Egypt understand the pressing needs of their nation.
Tourism has fallen off a cliff. The economy is in the toilet. Copts are under siege. The Sinai desert has turned into a lawless frontier filled with arms smugglers and terrorists.
Clearly, what all men need in these troubled times is a stress-relieving roll in the hay with their recently-deceased wives.
DOCTOR. I'm sorry, sir. Your wife has passed. Would you like a moment?
BEREAVED MAN. Yes. Please. Lock the door on your way out. Oh, one last thing. Have you got a condom?