North Koreans Weep for Jon Bon Jovi
February 26th, 2012
The entire nation of North Korea unified in mourning over a false report of the death of Jon Bon Jovi. Civil servant Park Sung Moon learned of the rockstar's death on a hoax website over his twitchy dial-up service and informed the public, leading to unrestrained crying and allegedly, several suicides by gunshots to the back of the head (A fairly commonplace method in the DPRK).






