Richard Dawkins. The Telegraph is Descended from a Newspaper

In breaking news, the ancestor of a scientist and bestselling author owned slaves in 1744.

Yes, seriously. This is the impetus behind the hatchet job by the Telegraph against Richard Dawkins. Butterflies and Wheels has a good roundup of satirical Twitter responses. Indeed, checking out the Twitter stream linking to the Telegraph article, it's clear that the vast majority of people who checked on the story see right through the pathetic attack by Adam Lusher.

Check out Richard Dawkin's response, The Sins of the Fathers

Clearly, certain primates employed over at the Telegraph haven't yet evolved into ethical journalists.