Mysterious Stranger Tries To Bomb US Capitol For No Reason Whatsoever

How very odd. A thoroughly devout Muslim man decides that it is his religious duty to murder a whole bunch of Americans and destroy the symbols of democracy in the US Capitol. Thankfully, he is arrested by the FBI before he can commit these atrocious acts.

I can't imagine where he got that idea. I mean, I've just never heard anything like it before. Imagine! A religious man trying to commit mass murder in the name of his merciful God.

Turns out he even prayed in a mosque right before he went on his "mission". Well, now I've heard everything!

Oh, wait. I seem to recall something now...