Save the Children. Close All Religious Schools in the World

More Catholic schools found to be little more than prime hunting grounds for pedophiles. Meanwhile, yet another Islamic Madrassa was torturing kids and churning out jihadists.

At this point, I don't see why parents who voluntarily send their kids to religious schools aren't assumed to be complicit in their abuse. It's not like the parents didn't know what was going to happen: 

CONCERNED PARENT. "Poor Timmy. Sure, I figured there was a small chance that the priest was going to use him as his personal sex slave. But little Mikey is the cute one, so I figured that little bugger -- sorry, figure of speech -- that little guy was going to get all of the attention. How was I supposed to predict that the holy father was going to molest all of them? I feel so betrayed. And I sure hope this experience doesn't turn Timmy gay, because then we'll have to disown him and he'll burn in hellfire for eternity."

Shut 'em down. All of 'em.

Jonathon Narvey is the Editor of The Propagandist