How President Obama Deals with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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AMERICAN PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. Can we have our stealth drone back, please?

IRANIAN THUG-IN-CHIEF MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD. Let me put it this way: if we had a dozen of these birds based in Cuba fitted with nuclear warheads, we'd happily turn your eastern seaboard into a molten radioactive ruin.

AMERICAN PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. How about if we go soft on those sanctions?

IRANIAN THUG-IN-CHIEF MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD. How about if you chop off your own head and save us the trouble, Infidel?

AMERICAN PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. I'm so glad we have these fruitful conversations proving to all Americans once more that dialogue is the path to understanding.