Gazans Plead With Fellow Jihadists to Stop Sending Them Weapons
"Between all the guns and rockets we've already gotten from Iran and Syria, and now we've got all this Libyan gear from Moammar Gaddafi's bunker - thanks for that, NATO - where do our friends think we can keep all this stuff?" says Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal.
"Seriously, enough already. My wife is constantly nagging me about all of the warheads we've got jammed into the basement. Our rec room is filled to the ceiling! And don't even ask me about the rocket-propelled grenades I have to keep in my son's closet."