Dear greedy tyrants, fascist nincompoops,  jihadist nutbars and assorted anti-imperialist stooges,

We give up. 

It's been a tough year. We've come to realize that while our cause was just, our ammunition is spent. We just don't have the fight in us anymore.

So we're packing it in. Waving the white flag. Jumping ship. Giving up the ghost.

Sorry for being such an inconvenience. We promise not to bother you again.