Iraqi Parliamentary Speaker Osama al-Nujaifi. "That's weird. I could have sworn we had $40 billion in this bank account for oil revenues."

Bob from Accounting. "Yeah, that is weird."

Iraqi Parliamentary Speaker Osama al-Nujaifi. "Do you think you could look into it?"

Bob from Accounting. "I'll see what I can do. I'm not making any promises, though."

Iraqi Parliamentary Speaker Osama al-Nujaifi. "Thanks, buddy. Not an emergency. Just let me know if you find anything. We can always ask those pushover Americans to bail us out. It's not like they've got money problems. Am I right?"