Weirdly, Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad now seems to be welcoming Zionist immigration back to the holy land.

The money quote: "Today, the occupier Zionists have no choice but to return to their original homelands."

Original homelands? Um, let's see. Definition of Zionism:" The national movement for the return of the Jewish people to their homeland and the resumption of Jewish sovereignty in the Land of Israel, advocated, from its inception, tangible as well as spiritual aims."

Well, if you insist. Glad you finally came around, friend.

I hope this doesn't mean you're going to reverse yourself on the Palestinian right to self-determination as well. After all, the way forward is two states for two peoples.

Keep up the great work, Mahmoud. We admire your honesty.

Jonathon Narvey is the Editor of The Propagandist.